Shameless self-promotion: Come see my DJ event! 06-21! NOW!

You know what the best cure for anger is? DANCE MUSIC!

Myself and some of the finest DJ's in the DMV region are spinning tonight at the Electric Maid in DC. It's an all ages/byob show.  Music genres: breaks, house, electro, glitch, drum and bass, and more!  Be there!!!!!!

Click on the link for more info. CLICK ON IT!!!!!!!

https://www.facebook.com/events/460588950698546/

See you there, rage-o-holics.

Friday Oct 5 at Club Heaven & Hell I'll be DJ'ing.

So it's Friday night, and you have a choice:

1. Go to yet another club and hear the latest remix of some top 40 song, or, 

2. Come here me DJ and hear some amazing techno, drum and bass, electro, dubstep, industrial, and hip-hop!

Disclaimers: I don't use vinyl, nor am I quite that pasty-white.

(Hint - choose the second option!)

When: Friday October 5, 8pm to close

Where: Club Heaven and Hell  2327 18th St NW DC (Adams Morgan) - bottom level of the club

Not sure if there is a cover charge or not, but I'd love to see you all out there!

What might you here? Check out these samples below:

Metrognome:Falcotronik vs Too Short "Blow My Whistle (Clorpt Krunk Remix)

Metrognome:Falcotronik vs Too Short "Blow My Whistle (Clorpt Krunk Remix)

This song rocks!

Egypt in upheaval!

CATCH SNOWFLAKES! I COMMAND IT!!!!!!!

Airbags gone wild...

Fun fact about airbags:

According to this graphic, upon detonation, the airbag will immediately aim for the ceiling, face, and crotch.

4 way stop? What's a 4 way stop?

Due to last nights storm, most of the traffic lights are out in Fairfax County. For anyone who took drivers ed, this means all intersections default to 4 way stop rules.

You remember those rules, don't you?

Here's a refresher:

TAKE TURNS, YOU DUMB BASTARDS!

Of course in northern Virginia, it just means that the clueless moron drivers now rule the road even more than when the traffic lights are on.

I'll be in my bunker if you need anything.

--Daryl

Turn up the suck!

Oh yeah.....just press play on the decks and pretend like you're mixing. Must be rough cashing those checks.