4 way stop? What's a 4 way stop?

Due to last nights storm, most of the traffic lights are out in Fairfax County. For anyone who took drivers ed, this means all intersections default to 4 way stop rules.

You remember those rules, don't you?

Here's a refresher:

TAKE TURNS, YOU DUMB BASTARDS!

Of course in northern Virginia, it just means that the clueless moron drivers now rule the road even more than when the traffic lights are on.

I'll be in my bunker if you need anything.

--Daryl