By: April (for real!)
Human behavior on public transportation is a razor-thin line between "fascinating" and "annoying".
The newest participant is on my morning bus route. Male, mid-20s, nice business-casual clothing, with his favorite accessory: wrist-watch with alarm. Hey, Dick Tracy, is there a 1980s calculator option and LCD to go along with that fucking annoying alarm that you feel the need to have ring every FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?? Here's a clue: It's the same damn bus route EVERY morning!! AND this route manages to stay on schedule 95% of the time. Sacrifice a brain cell and set your pipsqueak alarm ONCE for closer to your favored bus stop. I so enjoy your masculine display of snoring, twitching, and drooling all along the merry way, but I will not miss that beeping that is now eternally ingrained in every human brain.