As an impressionable lad just off the boat from Iowa, I was fortunate enough to land a research assistant job at a small Democratic political consulting firm. They specialized in all things bloggy, related to blogs, blog-like, and as you might have guessed, blogs.
One of the democratic operatives that worked there announced to no one in particular one day "Bloggers are the modern day version of the shoe-shine boy." Now, in context, the blogging-consulting done that this firm revolved around influencing bloggers, paying people to blog certain ways about certain people and certain issues, and making money from blogging. Which leads me to my angry question:
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET TO MONETIZE THIS BLOG AND MAKE BIG MONEY??? CO-WRITER TED, ANSWER THIS QUESTION! ANSWER MEEEEEEEEE!