This blog is about my anger. Also, it is about Teds anger. Together, we write about the angry. Also, you're a fucker.
Oh, you started this ANGRY BLOG, did you? Well fuck you, too, you goddamn hippie. Where's my royalty check?
Oh I've something royal for you...IN MY EFFING PANTS!
Can I be a guest blogger? (or, rather, can other people be a guest blogger to blog about the daily atrocities of Angry Ted?)