Hey you. YES YOU!
Hi, lard-ass. It's election day. If you are here in the Peoples Republic Of Northern Virginia, it's going to be a beautiful day - sunny, mild, pleasant. Nothing is more pleasant the voting. Not even rubbing up against me on the subway, fucking perverts.
Our revolutionary soldiers showed up to work in the rain....THE RAIN OF BRITISH BULLETS AND CANNON FIRE!
So, kindly get your sorry ass to a votertorium and do you duty. Please and thank you.