One of my duties as Chief Dictator in Chief of Angry Daryl Is Angry is to relentlessly stalk my fellow rage-bro, Ted. Because I.....hey....I don't need to explain myself to you people!!!!!
I had been lurking in the shrubbery on Halloween, trying to figure out how to steal Teds candy, and went in to use his bathroom. Ted was wearing a shirt with an unusual message. Sure, Ted claims to be all liberal ooey-gooey-be-nice-to-poor-people-and-trees, but behind closed doors, it's a whole new ball game.
Ted, when the glorious, moderately left-wing revolution comes, I'll save you a comfy seat in the Barack Hussein Obama/ACORN/MSNBC People's Re-education Camp #1.